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Is the Zend Framework’s Zend_Cache slowing you down?

Posted by Robert S.

I recently discovered that one of our websites had become so painfully slow that it was taking several seconds to display a cached file. We are using Zend_Cache, from the Zend Framework, to cache frequently accessed content. On the Zend_Cache backend we are using Zend_Cache_Backend_File to cache thousands of documents. We were […]

Piwik: Open-source web analytics

Posted by Robert S.

Piwik is an open-source web analytics project worth keeping an eye on. I suspect as it evolves it will become a great alternative to Urchin, the self-hosted edition of Google Analytics.
The problem that many have with Google Analytics is that you lose control of your data to a third party. Most existing alternatives […]

Living-in pupil’s exam success, needed for high-fliers? (8, 4)

Posted by Robert S.

Good luck folks

Thief pilfers hot new fashion (10)

Posted by Robert S.

I promised fun and games, so you’re getting fun and games.
Every day (well, some days) I’m going to pick a clue from my morning crossword and give a prize (a congratulatory note in the comments) to the first person to solve it. Some will be clues I’ve cracked and others will be clues I’m […]

Can’t install MySQL 5.0.51a in Vista because its “side-by-side configuration is incorrect”?

Posted by Robert S.

Are you having trouble installing MySQL 5.0.51a in Vista because of the following error message?

The application has failed to start because its side-by-side configuration is incorrect. Please see the application event log for more detail.

There is a problem with the MySQLInstanceConfig.exe in this version of MySQL. If you selected the option to “configure this […]